beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

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Darts arms

The action of holding one's arms on either side of one's body, flexing said arms and then pumping them up and down while chanting loudly - preferably a variation on 'do-de-do-da-du-da-do-du-do-do' - in the manner of a boozy darts fan celebrating a maximum checkout from Phil 'The Power' Taylor at the World Darts Championships in Ally Pally. Essentially an oafish way to celebrate something.

After realising there was still a tiny bit of Tabasco left in the bottle to put in his crisp sandwich, Seb celebrated by doing darts arms.