Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool

Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...

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doth

To perform an act of any sort. An old english term. Only tools or fookers say this word.

Peter: I doth mod
Gray: You doth not get laid saying doth.

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spewing

when someone cannot stop lying to the point where it becomes a disease

Gray: I hooked up with Natasja!
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook

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