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going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person

Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?

by kermit999 June 19, 2011


friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)

wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places

by kermit999 June 5, 2011

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009


we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 24, 2010

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 26, 2011


Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!

Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!

by kermit999 May 11, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!

'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

by kermit999 June 16, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž