splair

to split and share at the same time

1.
Colleen: Hey, I want that tuna fish sandwich!
Kerry: I have an idea: Let's splair it!

2.
Adrienne: Oh no, I forgot my binoculars.
Kerry: That's okay, you can splair mine.

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iSchizo

A condition causing one to have a compulsion to skip to the next song before finishing the current one on their iPod, MP3 player, walkman, etc.

Joe- "Dude, I was sharing headphones with Dan, and he was switching songs so fast it gave me a headache!"

Frank- "Man, that guy's got a serious case of iSchizo."

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