mandaid

The little piece of tissue men put on their shaving cuts.

Dude, you still have your mandaid on from when you cut yourself shaving this morning.

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How's that working for you?

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.

Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"

Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."

Person #1: "How's that working for you?"

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Man Call

The ad nauseum phone calls husbands make to their wives to "check in".

Phone: "ring" "ring"
Friend: "Gee, I wonder who that could be" "It's a Man Call"
Significant Other (answering call): "Hi Honey"

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Fuzz

A verb describing what some fabrics do to the fabrics they come in contact with.

The new hoodie I bought at FGCU fuzzed the t-shirt I was wearing and left blue fuzz all over it.

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Boob-O-Gram

An alternate name for a Mammogram

When I turned 40 I had my first boob-o-gram. What an ordeal!

Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.

Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.