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The 2006 summer movie that served as the beginning of the end for Samuel L Jackson's acting career.
"Did you see Samuel L Jackson in that movie 'Snakes on a Plane?' That motherfucker must be spending too much time with Bobby, Whitney, and their glass dick!"
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One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:
"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."
If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!
The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.
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Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.
"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."
"How about Michael J Nelson?"
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Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.
Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.
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Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.
"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."
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A talentless, hideous, obese rapper-turned-actress who has appeared in 97% of all movies made from 1990 onward.
"Why did they cast Queen Latifah for this part? She's fat and untalented."
"Probably to hear her say, 'Oh no you didn't!!' They like making her play a stereotype. A REALLY untalented stereotype."
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Sometimes spelled "Pole Pot," and also known as "Candle Can" or "Sodomised," the name was granted to a half-human, half-maggot cambodian leader who started the Khmer Rouge and killed off 2-3 million of his own people. The name derives from the fact that Pol Pot is currently in Hell, being continuously anally raped by demons.
If there is a Hell beyond Hell, Pol Pot is experiencing it.
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