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windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017


Duck.com

A domain purchased by google in order to trick newcomers from using DuckDuckGo. Redirects to google.com

Person3: Hey Person4! Try DuckDuckGo, it's much safer than Google!
Person4 thinks: What website is this? *types duck.com*
Person4: Wtf? Why do I see Google.com?
Person3: You stupid! It's Duckduckgo.com!

by kevindong June 11, 2017

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Ball's Falls

A town in Ontario, Canada.

Ball’s Falls, Ontario
In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.

I live in Ball's Falls.

by kevindong June 26, 2017


App Store

A rather expensive platform for purchasing online stuff, being the only one available for any iOS devices. Includes many P2W games that require fast wifi, or simple utility apps that do stuff.

Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.

Tech Impaired Guy: How do you download YouTube??
Indian Tech Support: Use the Apple App Store! You need to create an Apple ID, it is very difficult, but I will help you. ***secretly does an evil laugh***

by kevindong October 14, 2017

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NEIN NEIN NEIN

What Hitler Screams When Something Bad Happens!!
Means: "NO NO NO"
Opposite: ja

The Fuhrer: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

by kevindong August 17, 2016

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Canada

The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.

This may be the only flaw of Canada.

Person68: What is wrong with Canada?
Person69: Justin Bieber.

by kevindong June 26, 2017

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The face Urban Dictionnary uses if a word has not been added yet.

Man: What da hell is this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doing here?
Woman: This word has not yet been added!
Man: What is this definition of the word?
Woman: The face Urban Dictionnary uses if a word has not been added yet.

by kevindong August 17, 2016

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