Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.