vagina pirate

A lesbian.
The female version of a butt-pirate

She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.

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sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.

Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"