retard

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

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anti-ninja

This is what the teachers at my school were.

Real Life Story
(Me climbing onto the roof and walking around)
Teacher: Excuse me!
Me: Huh?
Teacher: Get down from there this instant!
Everyone Watching: What an anti-ninja.
( Next week I'm in detention)

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