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What you see when you think a woman in a skirt is going as Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and you are seeing her goods. In fact, what you see is the area where her upper thighs are touching and the shadow cast by the skirt gives the illusion of seeing her actual genitalia. It is the Thigh Pussy - shortened to "thussy". This phenomenon is more prevalent in women with generously proportioned thighs.
Dude 1: Check out that hot chick across the bar in the short skirt! I can totally see her pussy!
Dude 2: No way man. Take a closer look. That is just her thussy.
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An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with breasts. They love the way they look, smell, taste, feel,etc. Often found in combination with being an Areolist.
Since Bob is a Boobficianado, he had a really hard time maintaining focus during his sand volleyball game at the topless beach this afternoon. He looked like a crackhead trying to score some rocks.
An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with nipples and areolas. Often found in combination with being a Boobficianado.
Walking through the chilly air of the dairy department at the supermarket on hot day is Dave's favorite hobby. Seeing all off those nipples and surrounding dark skin through thin summery tops is wildly appealing to his inner Areolist.
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You have posted something on a group chat that was intended for a single member of the group.
That person then sends you a private message saying "Were your video and last 2 comments in the Group Chat meant to be sent to me?รฐยยคยฃ"
You immediately go to look who has seen what you posted, only to discover that everyone has seen them.
You delete them because you had a derpy moment that everyone witnessed.
Dude, thanks for the heads-up about my post in the group chat that was really meant for you. I derpleted the whole mess.
When a man wrongly believes that his penis is much larger than is actually is, he is living.
I was with this guy last night who listed "well endowed" on his Tinder profile. Maybe if he was comparing it to his pinkie finger. Girl, that dude is experiencing a phallusy fallacy.