A girls lose vagina, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I tried fucking this chick last night but it was sloppy waffles.
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To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.
Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.
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That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.