a whore who prefers park fountains to street corners. usually seen loitering around the drinking fountains at Walgreens
-Hi my name is ruger and im a fountain slut.
-oh..alrighty then
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a fuxjib ass castle. the biggest shit taco, douche mover, gay asian, ballmonger, door slut, sunday rapist, neo nazi you will ever meet.
-dude what the fuck just hit my car?
-i think you just hit a deer
-no it was a ruger
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