polla caliente

Spanish slang for "cock-tease." Seen as a strong insult when directed toward either men or women.

This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.

"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."

Manuel: Yo quiero follarte, te lo juro.
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!

Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!

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church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."