SIENA

A fancy, roll-of-the-tongue acronym you use to describe one of the the longest stories you've ever heard. Stands for Seemingly Infinite Endless Neverending Anecdote. The numerous synonyms for "endless" are to emphasize how long these stories really are.

Mr. X: So my roomate said he could make good omelettes...

(...60 minutes later...)

Mr. X: And the omelette wasn't even that good.

Mr. Y (whispers to Mr. Z): that was a total SIENA.

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