plowing juice

Farming which under the influence of a significant amount of liquor.

Geez those beans are pretty crooked... he must have planted them on the plowing juice!

Obama Syndrome

Used when people are in a rush for no good reason and become an extreme annoyance.

Background: The roots of the Obama Syndrome lie in the rush and tension accompanying meetings with high ranked officials.

"Can we leave? Right now? Huh? Get up. Come on. We have to go man. We really need to get going. Now. Us. Leave. Right Now. We need to be there extremely early for no good reason whatsoever."

"Mikey?"

"Yeah?"

"Let's tune down the Obama Syndrome shall we."

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