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Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.
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Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.
When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.
An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.
Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.
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The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
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Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.
Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.
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The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.