duhfur

A way of saying "duh" while sounding like you're knowledgeable about world events.

"Are you going to baconfest?"
"Uh, duhfur."

Monica Zealous

Way of telling someone they are freaking out over nothing. Related to Monica Seles, of 90's fame.

"WHY ARE MY ENGLISH MUFFINS ALWAYS CUT UNEVENLY?"
"Whoa, Monica Zealous"