glibble

a slimy substitute for kibble (a nutritious and timeless snack created by the cork and guiver meaty products co.) Glibble lacks the MEATY goodness of kibble and is often used in practical jokes

1: Would you care to try some of my meaty kibble?
2: I sure would!....OMG this isn't kibble, it's GLIBBLE!!!
2:ha-ha! but on a more serious note, this kibble has made me gassy...