Ethan

Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut

Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"

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