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A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
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A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, Γ’ΒΒGet the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitchΓ’ΒΒ in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.
For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.
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A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.
Derek was really upset when the truck stop hooker pulled an Angry Trucker on him
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