dimwaisd

dude its Monday why am i so drunk

10:30 PM Monday Night, after second bottle of wine and 10th cryptic Facebook comment: to self: dimwaisd!

Bail Out

What industry executives petition the government to pay out of tax-payer coffers when they don't have enough capital to pay themselves their annual million dollar bonus.

CEO: Sales are down for the 15th quarter straight. Our product is not in demand. We have to lay off workers.

CFO: Better ask congress for a bail out so we can get our bonus.

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