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sasuke uchiha

a very hot motherfucker! i want him to degrade me and chidori my pu$$y

he is also misunderstood and people who hate him have probably never understood what being oppressed (or are bandwagons who don’t understand the show) is like they probably will tell you he was wrong but in reality he had the most realistic reaction to what was done to his people and the uchihas deserved justice rightfully so

it is true that he did do some embarrassing things like trying to kill his wifey sakura haruno but anyways (if you don’t like sasusaku please get a life and read the mangas and his books like sasuke’s story because he actually did love her the anime was just terrible at showing it but are we surprised)

sasuke uchiha is literally the most powerful uchiha and if you disagree ur probably 12 years old specifically adult sasuke solos madara and itachi (watch boruto too)

his rinnegan is so freaking sexy but he lost it in boruto (that’s why boruto sucks but still watch)

Me: “who is your favorite naruto character”

person: “sasuke uchiha”
*me & the person makeout*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021

7👍 4👎


mikasa ackerman

an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.

mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)

as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger

also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty

anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game

if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise

Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”

Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021

34👍 7👎


princess

always call your girlfriend princess NEVER call her “baby” or “baby girl” “babe” or some cringey shit like that !!!!

Person: “hey princess, you look gorgeous today”

Me: “SHUT THE FUCK UP before i marry you” *heart eyes*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021