Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."

Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!

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Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

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Luolian

1. Some...lady.
2. MORE LIKE FOO-OLIAN!

Kiko: "More like 'Foo-olian!" *guffaws*
Foo-olian: Hey...what?
Foo-olian: Shouldn't my name read "Luolian," at least in this little script?
Kiko: Sorry, FOO-OLIAN, I make the rules around here!
Foo-olian: Oh, so that's how it is.
Foo-olian: *starts to tell some inside joke, is interrupted by Kiko's hand slapping her face HARD*

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Glib

1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.

He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.

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sinusoidal

Having a succession of waves or curves.

Kiko: What is with you, tonight? Must be one of those high testosterone nights!
Tommy: Are you saying my testosterone level rises and falls like a sinusoidal wave?
Kiko: *fanfare* Acquired new key term: Sinusoidal! YESSS!
Tommy: You didn't know the term SINUSOIDAL? I'm disappointed!
Kiko: I thought you had misspelled/messed-up "sinuous."
Tommy: Damn escrillo!
Kiko: Hey!

Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

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Ipié

Used to express strong emotion, such as surprise, fear, anger, or pain.

Realizing what she had just said, she let out a quaint "Ipié!"

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