Mombitch

A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."