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grape fruit sandwiches

Tom: hey one of my old GFs told me you were gay.
Tim: you should not listen to grape fruit sandwiches they are very untrustworthy.

by killfacejj July 2, 2011

29👍 33👎


smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

by killfacejj July 2, 2011

2👍 1👎