sarchoticism

To suffer or display a sarchotic psychosis. (see sarchotic)

"Don't mind Terry, he's just letting his sarchoticism get the best of him."

freegasm

When a cheap person you know gets something free and won't stop talking about it.

Mike: "I got this banana keeper for free, dude! FOR FREE!"
Terry: "Yeah, I heard you the first do-"
Mike: "FOR FREE MAN! He just GAVE it to me! A BANANA KEEPER!"
Terry: "Dude, you're making a mess with your freegasm. Chillax."

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weblationship

a "personal relationship" between two persons over the internet that most likely never meet in real life; an internet couple.

poor mike, he just started another celibate weblationship.