Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

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Mement

A moment shared by two or more individuals wherein a sudden mutual bond is shared around a possibly obscure meme. Often experienced when two folks from an online community meet by chance where each has a similar memetic reaction to the surroundings, conversation or scenario they find themselves in.

My instructor says in a faked sophisticated Mexican accent, "I don't always pass a student that rarely shows up." I quickly interupted, "but when I do, it's with a 'D-'." Suddenly, we realized we'd shared a mement.

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