Random
Source Code
Random
I was sitting at Uncle Harry's table and listening to him tell story upon story.......just SMN, will ya?
143π 55π
Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
5π 1π
Sitting in the jacuzzi with your clitoris in front of a jet of water and having a super orgasm.
Katie was in the jacuzzi with her legs spread wide while the jet on the jacuzzi rushed over her clit. She experienced the most awesome orgasm ever.
"OMG" I had the best cumuzzi ever!
Ahhh Katie, next time I'm joinin ya!
13π 1π
Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.
Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
3π 4π
With legs spread wide. For additional emphesis: WLSWO-with legs spread wide open.
She was lying on her back wlsw and touching herself!
In anticipation, wlswo awaiting his entry.
"I'm waiting for you baby, wlsw".
5π 3π
Using a cob of corn as a vibrator. The pussy is so hot it pops the corn.
Jenni is enjoying herself with a cob of corn!
She better be careful, she has one hot pussy!
Too late.....we got a bed full of cockcorn.
Can I come over? I'll bring the butter.
8π 5π
Crashing your car while texting.
Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.
Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.
4π 1π