heavy flo-w

Not only is this used to describe an unusually large tidal wave from ones “down there”, this is to describe a surprising tall private school girl. Dont let her black eyeliner and spectacular house fool you, a heavy flo-w CANNOT give out a decent hug, however she does always succeed in making people laugh whilst she performs her “dances”. If you know a heavy flo-w be sure to make her aware that a knitted Ralph-Lauren sweater will not make up for her lack of hug-capability.

Dont link her shes a “Heavy Flo-w”

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reeces-peonises

Some may call this a tasty snack but in fact this girl at times is the complete opposite. She may have a long lean stature and adequate sense of fashion, but behind this facade she is one skin-care obsessed bully. Although the well-known snack normally has extra large cups filled with heavenly delight, a reeces-peonises has a VERY small cup size.

Look its a reeces-peonises, oh no my bad its just an ironing board.

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