runch

The meal between breakfast and dinner for dogs named Scooby.

Rut roh! I runt to eat runch.

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baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

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ducktarded

stupid and disgusting in a way that causes an inconvenience to others.

My dog is so ducktarded, he ate the diapers out of the garbage AGAIN!