Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

Darson

One of the most rad people of all times. Darson's are usually the king of parties. They are always down for a good time. Normal activities for a darson include karaoke, bowling, hiking, beer pong, flip cup and snowboarding. Everyone should know a Darson.

Person #1: Hey! What should we do this weekend?
Person #2: I dont know! Lets text Darson!