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A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.
I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.
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An overzealous fan of Twitter.
"I thought you were going to drop the kids off at the pool...?"
"I am, I just had to tweet about it first."
"You freakin' twit!"
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(n.) The bedazzled back pockets on some ladies' pants.
That bitch had so much butt bling it snagged and ripped the passenger seat!
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