queen's own

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.

Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.

-ass (suffix)

adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.

that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.

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steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

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hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

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solidarity

(noun, adj. noun) a love for another person so intense and unyielding that it is potentially militant.

solidarity sis. solidarity.

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longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

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ketsu tataku

slap ass! an exclamation of joy or pleasant surprise, often used to signal an attractive member of the opposite sex passing. a japanese loan word literally translated to ass slapping.

Did you see the girl in line at the bank? ketsu tataku eh?

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