Deroche

A hick town 20km east of Mission, BC.
When one enters Deroche, the individual almost always succums to "Deroche Blindness." A scenario in which said individual has an extremly difficult time leaving Deroche due to being surrounded by farmland and not knowing which way to head.

I wanted some of that "world famous" jerky so I risked it and headed out to Deroche.

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Dissapearing Purple

A black womans vagina.

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!

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Praveenis' Theorem

When one eats, or has eaten, they have instantly become homosexual.

Praveenis' Theorem:
One eats therefore he is gay.

Praveen: "Did you eat?"
Branden: "Yes."
Praveen: "You're so gay."

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Praveenis' Theorem

Second Part of Praveenis' Theorem:

The Part States:
x = (what do you mean)x?

Usage of the Second Part of the Praveenis' Theorem

Matt: Fuck off
Praveen: What do you mean fuck off?

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