im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

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milfalicious

to describe a mother of children as hot. similar to its early 90s cousin babealicious milfalicious is used on the occasion where the hot female is a milf

wow.. shes hot
"oh laura yeah, shes got a couple of kids now"
mmm.. milfalicious

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