Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

Blingdong

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."

Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.

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