Traitor

Someone who continually goes back to a toxic ex. This person will burn every single bridge around them. They throw anyone under the bus who stands between them and their selfish ways. *A Backstabber

She had them all fooled. They would soon learn she was in fact, a traitor.

Thug-jug

*The cheapest 4L wine at CVS. Anything less is a disgrace.

*A highly respectable form of intoxicating oneself, usually done alone or in a dimly lit room amongst close friends.

"Q: Should I grab a Thug-jug? A: Is that even a question?"