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heteroflexible

I'm straight but shit happens

I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.

Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.

by kingdomo October 9, 2010

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Clearing Your Browser History

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.

Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."

by kingdomo October 10, 2013