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Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.

Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022


Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022


Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022

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DarioG

Alpha male.

Who is that hot ass Persian walking to Mr. Cardamone's religion class like an absolute sexy beast? Must be DarioG.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022