Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

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Pronz

A nicer way to say porn.

OH NO! You deleted my sexy PRONZ.

I watch pronz while useing my mastabatory system.

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