back seat skyping

When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.

So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.

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urb-word

99% of the words on urban dictionary that no one ever uses, they simply supply some humor to people's pitiful lives as they go on using boring words like normal and okay.

Did you hear that guy reference that urb-word today?

No, what does that mean?

Well, we were all sitting in the fucking conference room just dicking around as usual when Bill from accounting pulls this Urban Dictionnary word of the day out of his ass. The word was spot on and I'm sitting there laughing my socks off, but everyone else just stared at him like a bunch of Nazis looking in the arc of the covenant.

Why?

Because I understood and all of these parasites with this normal words don't no shit about the other side of the dictionary, the urban side.

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