I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

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I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

intoxicuntion

A condition where, when intoxicated, one becomes tactless, abrasive or otherwise inconsiderate to those around them. Property damage, brutal "honesty" and other forms of general asshattery are common symptoms.

Last night, Johnny took a dump in a mop bucket and started telling Antonio that his girlfriend was really a whore anyway. he was suffering from intoxicuntion.

Fair Up

An expression of support or encouragement. Used for footy teams, and often used to goad willing friends into illegal or stupid activities.

Australian slang.

#1: Fair up the Titans!

#2 (while on the back of a ute doing more than 100km/h): Fair up 'im Davo! Feed it!

#3 (while convincing mates to get fuck eyed): Fair up the beers aye.