Unnoble Norman

When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!

Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.

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Fuck you that's why!

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.

Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"

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biffums bridge

The fleshy love mound between a womans vagina and bum hole.

Man, my balls are black and blue this morning, whats you're biffums bridge made out of, concrete?

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swank

The art of having a fantastically swift wank.

Steve: I hate adverts on the TV, what the hell do I do with myself for the next 30 seconds?

Jenny : shut the fuck up and have a swank.

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