Anti-bum card

When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.

Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums

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WorWic

A community college in Wicomico County Maryland. It has a good nursing program but everybody else that goes there is to dumb to get into a real college. As well, there are no dorms so eveyone is a commuter, plus no sports teams or anything. Much like a suckier version of high school.

Guy 1: Aw sweet i got accepted to Salisbury University!
Guy 2: Yeah every college i applied to rejected me.
Guy 1: That sucks, what are you going to do
Guy 2: Eh, go to WorWic i guess, or shoot myself, one of the two.
Guy 1: I'd take the second option

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Boston Lager

Quite possibly the best Sam Adams out there. About one and a half steps above your average Budweiser/ Coors/ Miller

Make sure you bring the Boston Lager

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