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Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".

Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."

by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009

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Malestrom

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH

Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.

by kinkyasianbuttsex September 18, 2009

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Idiot Genius

An individual who by all external perceptions appears to be a run of the mill dumb ass, and engages in correspondingly stupid behavior, only to BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND when you actually see how well they preform in school with minimal effort. The idiot genius, when in a one-on-one conversation in a limited scope seems extremely intelligent, but their activities outside of that context remain in stark contradiction to their apparent intellect.

An Idiot Genius is the Anti-Intellectual Intellectual.

John: Dude, Mike pisses me off so much!

Jim: Why?

John: He does absolutely nothing in school and is a fucking straight A-Student! Then he gets trashed almost every day of the week, smokes his brain to mush, fucks girls like there's no tomorrow, and still manages to do better in school than me! What the FUUUUUCK?

Jim: Lol u mad bro? He's just an Idiot Genius!

by kinkyasianbuttsex November 8, 2011

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