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When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.
It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.
Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .
As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.
Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.
Did you tell her how you feel?
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
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When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping
Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me
Sneaky and chaotic fun that is intended to brighten other people's day, but does no harm and is at no one's expense.
Anyone up for shennani-grins? We should go do some google-fiti downtown and try to help people smile. Maybe we can find a beer cock to decorate!
Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.
Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.
Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.