Nibbling

A euphemism for the third part of the four stages of sexual intimacy. It is more sexual and intimate than a snogging, but it is not outright shagging. The four stages, in order, are canoodling, snogging, nibbling and shagging.

The snogging was nice, but nibbling with her felt so much better.

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Googli-fitti

The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.

This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.