BASP

Acronym for Big Ass, Sloppy Pussy. Applied to any female having the unfortunate combination of an abnormally large posterior and an abnormally wide vagina.

Jeff: "Damn, check out that nasty BASP over there!"
Marty: "Hey man, I hit that."
Jeff: "Good God man, what was it like?"
Marty: "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway bro."
Jeff: "How did you escape from under that ass?"
Marty: "It wasn't easy, but after dislocating my own joints I was able to slither free."

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