lie

Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.

Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.

(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")

Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.

Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.

(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)

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